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Cloaks are out, hoodies are in. Rather than subject you to the antics of secret societies of the past, all it takes is a coffee subscription, this limited edition hoodie and a prayer to the coffee Gods to secure your spot as a member...

Basic brews not invited.   Let everyone know how you feel about weak coffee in our iconic Signature Standard Tee. The perfect base for any (and all) outfits, now’s the time to grab one for every day of the week before you’re kicking yourself the...

Zip It. Softer than your emotionally unstable ex but serving up hard-hitting looks, this limited edition Zip Up Hoodie’s the best kept secret East of the Mississippi. Best paired with a mug-full of smooth, delicious brews, all it takes is a quick unzip to...

Sip the season. Say goodbye to blah decor—these glasses are here to take your holiday drinkware game to the next level. Whether you're toasting to chaos or chilling out with something stronger, add this limited edition set to your collection for a little extra...

Keep it under wraps. This limited-edition, subscriber-exclusive beanie isn’t for the masses. It’s for the ones that can never have too much of a good thing and earned their place. Whether you haven't had enough caffeine yet to deal with human interaction or just...

Keep it under wraps. Everybody knows the first rule of ****** **** is that you don’t talk about it. Perfect for the days when you want to avoid all possibilities of human interaction but still let people know that you’ve been indoctrinated into the Society...

You've been tapped. You know those days you want to look casually cute while also letting onlookers know you may or may not be in a secret society? Meet the tee that’ll make your outfit. Rep your respect for the elixir of life and...

Protect your peace and your furniture. Reserved for the most devout, this limited-edition coaster set is for the ones who don’t just drink strong coffee, they live by it. Built to guard your table from the scars of your daily ritual, these coasters handle...

Reserved for the relentlessly caffeinated.  There's some things in life you just can't sacrifice—like comfort and coffee. Lucky for you, this limited-edition crewneck refuses to give up either. Available exclusively to members of the Society of Strong Coffee and bearing the insignia to declare...

Sip with the Society. What’s better than a mug club? A secret society. Handcrafted and cloaked in a black finish fit for a midnight initiation, this limited-edition mug’s for the bold souls intrigued by suspense and persuaded by early morning rituals.Dare to join?

A Love That Can’t Be Replaced—Only Refilled. Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve and display your true love across your chest instead. Made to replace all of the ones stolen from lovers past that you "forgot" to give back, this limited-edition hoodie is...

Pour over for pros. There’s nothing like a perfectly brewed cup of coffee: It’s a specific balance of the water temperature, the coarseness of well-measured tablespoons of coffee and the all-important, precise pour. Make it perfect every time with this sleek custom-branded kettle—designed with our logo and a matte black finish that’s as dark as your soul.  Find out how to use...

20 ounces of joy. Whether you take your coffee piping hot or over ice, you’ll want one of these. Meet The Classic Kanteen—your on-the-go caffeinating companion for all your adventures—from hiking jaunts to hitting the gym to errand-running.

Caffeine-fueled confidence. Can't escape your intrusive thoughts? Keep a lid on them with a hat that lets the world know there’s some weird stuff going on up there. Wherever they take you, "Live with a Death Wish" with this quality cotton snapback featuring a...

Glove up. You shouldn’t have to sacrifice warmth just to get sh*t done. Like taking the roof off of a convertible, the foldable top layer gives you the freedom you’ve always wanted with the same bold look you’ve shamelessly turned into your personality by now. Free...

Coffee as cold as your heart. Cold brew all year round? Sign me up. The Toddy Cold Brew System is a nonelectrical coffee maker that produces a smooth, rich liquid concentrate to make the best cold brew right from your kitchen. Skip the cafe lines...

Brewed for thought. This isn’t just some diary waiting to hear who you have a crush on — it’s a leather-bound reflection of your caffeine-fueled consciousness from your deepest, darkest secrets to your boldest ambitions. With pen to paper and bold, delicious brews coursing...

Parenting's scary enough. Pour accordingly. If tricks are for kids, treats are for the adults—the ones pulling chaperone duty all night, pretending to inspect candy for “safety” just to stash the good stuff for later.  You’ve earned this mug—and whatever’s inside it. Fill it...

Nothing to be scared of. From coffee stains to pumpkin guts, this limited-edition tea towel set can handle whatever the witching hour might throw your way. As strong as your favorite brews but spooky enough to blend in with the rest of your Halloween...

A trio of bold brews. Three's a crowd? More like a mosh pit of madness. Thrash every to-do on your list with this trio of bold brews made for getting sh*t done. Never settle for a sub-par sip—make the perfect cup from home every...